social-capitalist

A person or organization that specializes in the success or increase of other human beings.

I enlisted the services of a social-capitalist to connect me with resources.

by Ferdie Birdie May 9, 2018

Social drone agency

Business that offers the service of multiple people or air for the purpose of molding, changing or creating online brand equity or visibility.

They hires an social drone agency to boost their media before the ipo. You know of those upscale social trolling houses.

by TechDeLaNoir May 9, 2018

Multi-social media

When you're having two or more different conversations on different social media platforms with the same person.

"Have you talked to them yet?"
"Yeah, via multi-social media."

by SheepPlagueRat March 13, 2018

Socially Transmitted Disruption

When emotions are passed among countless others through means of social media; Facebook, Twitter, Pintrist, ex..

Man, the local bernicrats are hosting an event in the city. Maybe we should join

The vast majority of politician pollute the truth causing a Socially Transmitted Disruption.

by Maple Pie February 26, 2017

socially average

In the middle of the Social Scale.

I'm a socially average kid, Ma'am!

by PositronWildhawk73 June 23, 2016

social selfie

( abbreviated soc-fie): a selfie specifically taken in order to be posted as the main picture on one's social media account like Facebook

I don'tc are whether my social selfie is broccoli-art or if it passed your picture test

by Sexydimma May 24, 2016

social media life

People try to show they have an awesome life by posting a ton of staged pics and posting on social media in an attempt to make friends.

Person 1-Man, her life looks amazing! Look at those cool pics!

Person 2-Nah, that's just her social media life, her real life sucks balls.

by dboys194 May 4, 2016