penisbutter and jam sandwich

A peanut and butter sandwich with a penis inserted into it

i really wanted my PB and J for lunch but ben made it penisbutter and jam sandwich

by Brostapha March 10, 2011

Sad Ham Sandwich

A sad excuse for a person
A mediocre person
ham, ham sandwich

My husband is a sad ham sandwich.

by Total Man201818 May 18, 2018

Loose meat sandwich

To start having sex with someone and go flaccid while still inside.

I'm too tired baby. All you're going to get is a loose meat sandwich.

by IrishB April 24, 2016

dark meat sandwich

When two black guys fuck a white girl at the same time, similar to a blonde sandwich.

Black guy in the front
White girl
Black guy in the back.

Last night dude, we gave this girl a dark meat sandwich. She was enjoying it for hours!

by Dr. Jizzbomb December 3, 2010

ice cream sandwich

When one is hittin a girl anal-style, and she shits on the floor, then the guy cums in the shit and makes her eat it. Imagine a long thick brown turd with a nice few strips of jizz in the middle, resembling an ice cream sandwich.

"yo man, i was poundin this sluts ass, and she started shitting on the floor, so i just let off in her shit and made her eat that shit like it was an ice cream sandwich!"

by vic tha sick dick June 28, 2006

Ham Sandwich

A mean of ham and bread that fat people enjoy eating.

"Mamma Katz died by choking on a ham sandwich"

by dogwatch September 26, 2006

Ukranian Cheese Sandwich

(Must be done in Russia) When one does down on either a loose bitch, or an underaged hooker in a tanning bed. First you must take an Ambien. The process is started by the man prairie-dogging the woman while on top of her in the tanning bed. He then shoots his baby gravy all over her chest. By now the symptoms of the Ambien should kick in, and you both pass out on top of her, thus sticking together and getting some nice grill marks.

FUCK that's a good Ukranian Cheese Sandwich tan.

by Dick Fergusen101 February 26, 2011