by National Retard Day December 19, 2020
Get the National retard daymug. When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.
Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"
Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.
Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.
Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.
Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.
by Albino Whino July 10, 2018
Get the Time Retardationmug. by oversized orangutan April 21, 2022
Get the Retardmug. 
The word “Retard” is used to offend a most likely disabled person. For example: a person that has a learning disability. From personal experience being called a retard is very hurtful to me and it left me thinking I was useless and utterly stupid (which I am but whatever). Just don’t use it unless u can actually use it. It’s a bad slur and yeah for whoever is reading this remember to drink water everyday and have a great day :)
Person 1: what a retard.
Person 2: *is offended and just feels sad now*
Person 3: hey what did He/she/they/ *input pronouns here* Do to u? (person 2)
Person 1: they have a learning disability
Person 3: well that wasn’t very nice. They need an apology.
Person 2: *happy*
Person 1: Sorry dude I noticed that was kinda messed up. Forgive me?
Person 2: yeah now let’s go listen to mindless self indulgence or something
Person 2: *is offended and just feels sad now*
Person 3: hey what did He/she/they/ *input pronouns here* Do to u? (person 2)
Person 1: they have a learning disability
Person 3: well that wasn’t very nice. They need an apology.
Person 2: *happy*
Person 1: Sorry dude I noticed that was kinda messed up. Forgive me?
Person 2: yeah now let’s go listen to mindless self indulgence or something
by Robin<3 December 19, 2020
Get the Retardmug. A retarded banan is a banan thats it not a funkunal member of our society. It is probely ofended if you find them beacuse ther live in grupps of five or six.
To get away retarded bananas You need Memz for your computer. A USB is best for the jobb and you plug the USB in the ass of the retarded banana.
To get away retarded bananas You need Memz for your computer. A USB is best for the jobb and you plug the USB in the ass of the retarded banana.
Jeff- I have retarded Bananas.
Gangster prankster- yass, you have relly retarded.
Jeff- let's go to the store and get a USB.
Gangster prankster- yass, you have relly retarded.
Jeff- let's go to the store and get a USB.
by Kaptenkalsipp May 22, 2017
Get the retarded bananmug. a word that offends little wokies. (wokies are things that cant live and are constantly on conversational life support, being lil cunts)
by Diccshonawry October 4, 2023
Get the Retardmug.