Payed Poo

When someone takes a big shit whilst at work, Therefore they are on paid time and getting paid to poop.

Right... im off to take a payed poo

by Sambophile November 6, 2015

Poo rockets

Poo rockets is when you have Diarrhoea and you're sitting on the toilet when all your poo is rocketing towards the toilet.

Lilly was dealing with many poo rockets while she was on the toilet.

by Hi_its_Eva January 5, 2017

Poo-bortion

The act of letting a premature poop onto your sex partner before it matures and is ejected into a toilet.

Sorry, I think you just caused a poo-bortion.

by ShXttalker August 15, 2011

Poo Goober

A slang term which is defining an unusual event. In this event a male has anal intercourse with a woman or male. When this second partner goes to deficate at a later time, they realize that their fecal matter is covered in a layer of seminal fluid from the earlier session of intercourse.

Wow, that sex must have been crazy because I just pinched out a mighty poo goober!

by Jack Bradley March 24, 2010

Roadie poo

Screwed up discarded duct tape littered around the stage by particularly messy roadies. Health and safety out of the window.

Alfred: Whoever set this stage up is a slob, there's roadie poo everywhere.

Napoleon: Yeah somebody's going to slip

by megaWave September 9, 2011

Deja-Poo

The feeling that you've heard this kind of crap before.

While she was explaining her excuses, I had a strong sense of Deja-Poo.

by momo64 October 6, 2012

poo muncher

poo eater poo head

1.) Man, that guy's SUCH a poo muncher.
2.) woo, i wish that girl would poo munch me. Subscribe to awesome gamer robot for more epic roblox content! :D

by regfunkid November 15, 2018