When you've been riding in a car for so long, you walk like a drunk after getting out because your legs are so weak.
Driver: Why are you walking so funny?
Passenger: You drove too far before letting us get out. Now I'm car drunk!
Passenger: You drove too far before letting us get out. Now I'm car drunk!
by tblazertn June 14, 2016
Get the car drunkmug. A alcoholic beverage with a low alcohol content consumed innocently without the intent of getting buzzed or drunk. It ends up being the starting point before moving onto hard liquor and the inevitable hangover that will follow.
“Last night I was out for sushi and drank some sake. At some point I moved onto high end vodka and now it feels like a gang of honey badgers had an orgy in my skull before parking a van on it.”
Examples of Gateway Drunk beverages include, but are not limited to: Beer (non IPA), wine, sake, Mike’s Hard Lemonade (and similar products).
Examples of Gateway Drunk beverages include, but are not limited to: Beer (non IPA), wine, sake, Mike’s Hard Lemonade (and similar products).
by The Snarkass January 14, 2018
Get the Gateway Drunkmug. by pickaxe grub February 16, 2014
Get the plano drunkmug. It is when you are so tired or drunk that you don't know what you are talking about and you are slurring your words.
Me: "You should take your shirt off, because you got too much pot on it."
Dude:"You should go to bed, because you got drunk mouth. And no one knows what you are talking about."
Dude:"You should go to bed, because you got drunk mouth. And no one knows what you are talking about."
by DirtyHippieGirl May 9, 2014
Get the Drunk Mouthmug. by gucci mane pondo December 29, 2013
Get the pork drunkmug. by billyeggroll July 19, 2022
Get the Lonely Drunkmug. by Drunkgod October 13, 2020
Get the drunk hobo 52mug.