long bean

A penis.

"Why does my long bean hurt?"

by The potatoes January 18, 2022

Matty Long-armed

When you’re banging a girl from behind and you reach around through her legs and fondle your own balls instead of the clit

That ni$$a wasn’t shit… he Matty long-armed me.

by Matty bolonese January 19, 2022

Long Boy

An at least 14 inch turd.

Perry: Man dude, were you in the bathroom yet today?
Jake: No, why?
Perry: Someone dropped a long boy in the toilet, it is probably the largest piece of crap I have ever seen!

by Froggo boi January 22, 2022

Long head

Someone that says they meet then long you off all the time.

Connor Murray is a long head.

by Skty May 23, 2022

Shane Long

Shane Long is Southampton FC's best ever player. He doesn't need to score to be good

Chetan: Who is the best player of all time apart from me in goal of course?

Raihan: Shane Long, he's way better than Penaldo.

by Gabbob11 May 24, 2022

kaitlinnn long

kaitlin long is the most beautifulest and cutest girl ever❤️

kaitlinnn long belongs to ellie

by ellie kenway May 25, 2022

Longe

means hat people don't like or makes fun of.

that kid is longe ew.

by Ez_hay May 26, 2022