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d-money smoke diet

A smoke diet created by the king himself ( D-money ), it consists of smoking 3 packs of marlboro reds every single day. 60 Cigarettes a day is hard achieve and it's an accomplishment if you manage to succesfully follow the d-money smoke diet.
d-money smoke diet became famous after d-money's internet fame skyrocketed on Discord and Twitter. He was invited to multiple late night shows as a guest, and also appeared in 2 hollywood movies.
Kanye: Yo why you smokin' so much dawg, that's super unhealthy and shi.. you feel me?
Lebron: nah G, i'm on the d-money smoke diet dawg. I saw it on twitter and had to give it a try, it's lowkey fire bro..
Kanye: oh shit, i been tryna call d-money and ask about that shit but he ain't never answer dawg.. The king is always busy asf you feel me?
Lebron: Yeah dawg just start smokin darts and you'll be ready to follow the d-money smoke diet in no time no cap G
by scottishbasterd October 19, 2020
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Small football small money

It's a sentence used in Hungary by hungarian people, they usually prefer this sentence as a very clever and intelligent way to say "TIPMSZMIKSZ".
Kis pénz Kis Foci na csumiiiiiiii Small football small money
by HAMUUD May 18, 2021
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Pissing your money into the wind

spending money on alcohol even if you shouldn't drink
my parents kicked me out when i was pissing my money into the wind.
by Troy December 15, 2003
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Your money's no good here!

This phrase is not a way of indicating that the listener has the wrong currency for use in payment. It can be used in at least two ways. First, with a negative intent, as a way of refusing service, preemptively, to a person who wishes to buy something. This usage is intended to get rid of or threaten the listener. Conversely, the second usage is a bit of Mafia bravado as a way of paying the bill at a restaurant, or some other establishment as a way of impressing the listener or putting the listener in the speaker's debt. In this case, the exchange is stereotypically gendered where the speaker is male and the listener is female.
Dawn, I'm talkin' t'you. Your money's no good here!
by tvod December 27, 2016
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smoking that v money pack

basically this means ur on v money’s case. u b nagging and tryna come at v money. which is not good. this is a very common brand. which can be very addictive. you might want a nicotine patch.
example- get off my case you stay smoking that v money pack.

example- you bets getchu a patch , u smoking 3 v money packs a day. no good (x2).
by IloveGibbstown May 7, 2021
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Shadow Wizard Money Gang

🧙 ♂️🧙 ♂️🧙 ♂️🧙 ♂️
Being in the shadow wizard money gang means We Love Casting Spells.
by 87104 June 20, 2023
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fuck money get bitches

when you realize that you sometimes have to spend money to get laid (i.e. drinks, dates, gifts).

usually for people that can't get both
Friend 1: "Dude, I spent like $300 a the bar buying this chick drinks"
Friend 2: "She came home with you right?"
Friend 1: "Yeah bro, just left 5 minutes ago"
Friend 2: "Well then, fuck money get bitches!"
by neerdabay January 20, 2014
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