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fraud market

A fraud market is a state of being royally fucked in the ass by the market.

Stock Market where retail investors true intentions to compound money from their savings instead it’s worse than a casino; and more addicting than a drug. Market makers will guarantee to take every crumb off your plate.. leave you broke and even homeless but you can’t stop gambling. News, media, and fake-out candles will make your positions look promising and market makers will make sure they make your option-contracts theta decay; move swiftly and inverse of your position.. better yet worthless. You will get fucked in the ass by this market.
MARK: /ES is gonna break 324 support; I’m gonna buy 315 puts.
JAKE: Me too! I’m going all in on my Robinhood account

Next day: Spy opens up 350

MARK: Okay Im gonna buy 360 calls instead.
JAKE: Yeah stonks always goes up

Next day: Market drops 340

Mark dumps his worthless calls the next day; as the market is dropping.. he panic sells and buys puts.. and it rallies hard eod. He's been fucked by the fraud market.
by MARKYMARK247 November 30, 2020
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Carky Marky

Also known as Carcass Marcus or COVID Carky. A Carky Marky appears everywhere especially when you don’t want to see them. They are the life of the party but have little to no social skills. At night they cry into a pillow because they have no friends but “the boys” which is their cult. They have crystal and Jesus fetishes. If you know one don’t let them go, they spice stuff up.
Carsten and Gabe: Our next class starts soon

Carky Marky: Lets go boys 💅✨
by HHJONGTUVIO October 6, 2021
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Marcy Wu, from the Disney show Amphibia, but better

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Markoing

Marko was a member of staff on cowbelly's discord server who decided to destroy the server by pruning members and deleting channels, then claimed he got hacked and posted a video on youtube showing him destroying the server on 9/16
"Some days you just feel like markoing the server so you can remake it but less toxic y'know?"
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Markesan

A small town in wisconsin. Recreation consists of many fun activities, shootin deers, shootin other animals, fishin, trucks and mudin, drinking water (mtn dew) or coldones, and other various activities. Yee yee

Also, incest is the best it puts your family to the test!
Markesan is the most redneck town in southern Wisconsin.
by Markesan redneck man November 5, 2016
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markez

markez is a sexy street smart boy he plays tough but he has a sweet heart and he has the best waves
did you see markez she so damn fine
by ava bandle September 11, 2018
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Scotty From Marketing

A colloquial way of expressing the Australian publics views on the Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison. This is contextualised in the way of expressing the government figure as a business man instead of a politician and is usually done in the way of an insult of burr.
That scotty from marketing cunt is a fucking cocksucker aye greg
yeaaaa bazza that cunts wack
by ЩаашсшфдВ4КЛ March 2, 2020
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