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Karen Haircut 

the Karen Haircut is the signature piece of becoming a bonified Karen, in addition to the sunglasses, sourpuss lips and banshee tone of voice.

By telling someone they could pull of such a hairdo, your basically saying their personality that of a sweaty wrknkled ballsack on a wednesday morning, with a pumpkin spice latte in hand.
e.g I don't hate Stephanie, but I think she can pull off a karen haircut.
Karen Haircut by mofkn July 13, 2024
1. Plankton’s computer wife

2. A middle age white woman who has one or two kids, drives either a minivan or an suv. She is pretty much obnoxious and she is very racist that’s why she has no friends at all
1. I wonder why Karen married to plankton?

2. I heard that Karen in the red minivan saying the N-word at a black guy at the Wendy’s drive thru. How rude 😡
Karen by EMD F59PHI July 16, 2024
Karen is a woman who skrimped and saved and did without for her family & husband. Karen is a woman who did not need what others did but love and the love of her family. Karen also loved and cherished people and and connected to them, students and such realizing her own family has enough and connected in her heart with them as a person. To that her family could feel, what are we? Chopped liver? Why do you seem to care and be connected to them? Karen also, the one I know, can be extremely stubborn and irritating. Though no queens in our country some crown of authority. The Karen I know, can also be cute & cuddly as a teddy bear, when tired. And needs someone to protect her at times.

The Karen I know, also is like the sun, shining out warmth in a natural way, the the earth would seem so much more cold and empty in ways.

That Karen I know, is my mom.

I feel both angry and unfair the word is made bad for such a warm & sacrificing person that it is and was all about love to her and also feel very strong I semi survived a Karen. (My weird sense of humor.)

Never got to be a princess and the queen never relinquishes her crown.

If mom had a sorting hat, though she would definitely be a hobbit or a Hufflepuff and other members ogres and vampires or elves or humans or other things slightly less wholesome.
Sometimes Karen is caring. Sometimes she is a battle-ax. Sometimes she will confuse you until you give up and is evasive.
Karen by 1234alakazam July 20, 2024
A female or male bully getting caught on video. Frequently racist.
Karen by Rob O. Yoyo August 11, 2024
Karen is magic she is a good girl. She is the cutest. She loves her family she would do anything for them and that's what makes her so loved by them and those that surround her. She is strong. Never hurt her because you won't find anybody like her she is one of a kind.
Karen is so cute and she has the best hands.
Karen by Malina Slim April 24, 2024
Has come to mean any woman, usually white, who is an ego centric narcissist with princess entitlement syndrome. Often they demonstrate latent or not so latent racism.
The Karen was raging that the world is against her because a cop gave her a speeding warning.

The Karen made the pleasant and attractive looking woman feel bad because the pleasant attractive woman was pleasant and attractive.

The karen was angry the a black woman became vice president.
Karen by Sheilee May 4, 2024