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Jacobs girlfriend

jacob: "i just realized i have the prettiest girlfriend in the world"
Jacobs girlfriend: "i-"
by jacobsgirfriend:( September 27, 2020
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Jacob Heath

CEO of hentai, Adidas tracksuits and Slavs. Has countless hentai memes and potatoes. Creator of the Spinach and Potato muffin
Say the word feminism if you wish to die at the hands of this man
“I tried Jacob Heaths muffins, I threw up on my child
“I did a Jacob Heath and I annoyed a feminist
by Slavicweeb April 28, 2020
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Jacob sezonenko

The most sexiest person to ever step foot on this planet.
He knows how to make you laugh during a tough time in your life.
You know Jacob sezonenko?
That cute one?

Yeah that one!
by Jacob sexymango December 28, 2022
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Jacob

A Jacob is normally a whore, a guy that enjoys to play with girls hearts and cheat with every girl he hooks up with. A jacob can be nice at first but once you date him, you will notice that he is a piece of shit. And you just hope you’re enemy dates him so she can get her heart ripped out
“Omg, Jacob has changed so much since we got together! He used to be such a loving person, now he is a hoe”
by I’m.your.favorite.. October 14, 2019
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Jacob Arnold

A hilarious name to have. This guy is a die-hard band kid that will do everything in his power to dick ride the section director. This guy probably has a serious addiction to Fc24, in the mindset where if he's not first, he's last. He probably has a crush on someone who got botox on both asscheeks and fantasizes about them.
That guy is very angry. He must be a Jacob Arnold!
by nickerballz August 8, 2024
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Jacob Dorman

Gangster asf
Extremely right winged

Not allowed within 12 feet of children
Beware : Fragile and can break easily

Vegan (such an ick)
Hating on vapers is listed as his college sport

SC: jacob_dorman101
Damn that guy is a total Jacob Dorman
by jacob_dorman101 August 25, 2023
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Jacob

A stupid boy in school that has really low grades in filipino and english, And which also doesn't get riddles right.
by Randomguy here lol May 7, 2018
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