Jacob

someone who gets no money

Gurt so Jacob

by gurtjacob May 8, 2025

Jacob

Really likes Cum. He really likes Cum. Like really. Funny guy who really likes cum.

"Jacob Really likes cUM"
"Oh yeah i heard"

by CumDuzzler May 18, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is a big headed smart weird little boy but is very annoying at times and is a good listener sometimes and loves to talkkkkkkkkk but is very kind to some. Jacob is a very smart and lazy person but when you get on his nerves he will get on your nerves back. Jacob is not good at giving advice and is a very awkward person. He loves eating food especially if it is not his. He sometimes will get very cranky. For some reason, he always wears Under Armor rather than Nike or Addidas.

That guy is a Jacob

by Fredrick_The_Third April 3, 2019

jacob moon

A guy that has feelings for a minor and will do anything to get in her pants

Exp: jacob moon and peyton harp are in love

by Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy69 November 1, 2021

Jacob

An incompetent asshole of a brother. He doesn’t help people unless forced too. A dick too his siblings but decent to others.

My brother is so lazy
Is his name Jacob?

by Blissyay3 October 15, 2018

Jacob

Often seems to be the right person but just at the wrong time.

Patience is key. Jacob seemed to be the right fit but it just wasn’t our time.

by Stazzi;) November 22, 2021

Jacob Smith

A man that is funnier then Taylor Stanley and gets the most bitches in the world

Jacob smith snagged all the bitches from Taylor.

by Displexified January 25, 2022