TART-MUFFIN

A horny milf, that has a gunt, and is trying to score drugs or cock, or both.

Oh my shit, that Tart-Muffin is relentless, she won't lea e those poor guys alone! Fuck8ng Tart-muffin!

by Justthetipipromise June 12, 2022

muffin shaker

She is indescribable but she is awe inspiring. She is lovely and she is sweet. She is the muffin shaker.

Joe: Dayum she's hot

Bert: Hell ya, she's a muffin shaker

by ThatGuyOverThere,YaHim November 21, 2013

Red Muffin

When a circumsised man vigorously masterbates so frequently or having done so in quick and rapid succession, the tip of penis begins to turn red, creating a similar likeness to a red muffin top.

"Man I've jerked off to Katy Perry so many times I've got a red muffin.

by ArmoredArtichoke May 11, 2016

Diamond muffin

Your Prince Charming that worth more then diamonds & breakfast muffins in other words his fine and his mine I love him

Love you my Diamond muffin I love having breakfast with you and spending quality time with my love

by BravofuegoQueenboss November 19, 2023

Cunt Muffin

1. A name given to someone who you personally think is, as described, a "Cunt Muffin"
2. Instead of just saying "Fuck" or "Shit" one could say the much more entertaining "Cunt Muffin"
3. A muffin that tastes similar to actobacillus bacteria, or the natural lubrication produced by the vagina.

1. "Some guy named TheLegend27 kept kicking my ass in Game of War. He's such a Cunt Muffin!"
2. "CUNT MUFFIN!!! This guy named TheLegend27 kicked my ass in Game of War, again!"

3. Friend 1: Have you been to the Pussy Cafe yet? I went this morning and got their newest item, the Cunt Muffin.

Friend 2: Ewww, probably gave you a STD, man.

by TheWalto December 12, 2016

Dying Muffin

A euphemism denoting the feeling of lateral brain activity during an extremely peculiar situation

"Dude I was walking to work this morning and I passed this beautiful girl, but when I turned to look at her again she was a cat"

"Sounds like you had a dying muffin on your hands bro"

by CapnChunkNoChunk August 30, 2017

Muffin

the most kind term for saying F word.

"Okay, what the muffin just happened?"

by Littlemuffinhead June 17, 2021