Goat-Ass Bullshit

Term used to describe ridiculous policies or decisions that are void any semblance of common sense or rationality.

Who the Fuck came up with this Goat-Ass Bullshit?

by Used2Bscrubs August 9, 2024

Bloated like a goat ready for slaughter

Basically being too full to move.

Richard: "Camila please, I can't eat more, I am bloated like a goat ready for slaughter"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"

by itwasworththis April 6, 2022

GOAT

G reatest
O f
A ll
T ime

You are a GOAT.

by The Hilarious Anonymous Guy November 18, 2022

throat goat

a greatest giver of blow jobs

I am a throat goat

by russell641 February 21, 2022

kaiden goat

kaiden is the greatest fucker of all time. better then anybody especially people whos names start with a b. he is the goat and is the greatest in all that he does. there are very few of these but youll know when you see one

person 1: yooo hes awesome at everything who is he

person 2: must be one if those kaiden goats

by 336kaid July 21, 2025

GOATED with da Sause

The best thing you've ever seen... like seriously don't use this term on overhyped items.
a term to describe something astromical, for example: a mind blowing experience/idea/item

woahhh my dude that rabbit is GOATED WITH DA SAUSE. like woahhhhh ive never seen a better rabbit.

by saucegoater1233 March 9, 2024

like a goat

When something is occurring that is quite grandiose or even just plain crazy.

As it was snowing hard outside and visibility was poor, Todd exclaimed, "It's snowing like a goat!"

by GlenYudismaki February 24, 2014