goat choking

To masturbate furiously where the person doing so squeezes his penis in an aggressive manner.

person 1: "hey, remember my friend Juan?" person 2: "that goat choking sack of shit? yea, i remember him."

by Tomm Orrow April 9, 2015

Goat

Michael Jordan.

"Who is the GOAT?"
"Michael Jordan"

by TomZem January 30, 2021

Wait He’s Goated

Kyle

“Wait he’s Goated”
“Yeah cuz that’s Kyle lol”

by CoopersForehead January 30, 2025

Goat Ass

A form of email signature similar to Regards, Best Regards, or Sincerely for when you really want to sign the email with a big, "Fuck you,"

Goat Ass,

Richard Feltersnatch

by Richard Feltersnatch November 3, 2022

Goat

Lionel Messi

Messi is the Goat.

by zilch-nada December 19, 2022

the GOAT

the greatest of all time

Michey is the GOAT

by Yur biggest flex January 1, 2020

Billy goat

You make goat noises and headbutt the butthole while you scoop it out like pudding

Bend her over spread cheeks and lick while making billy goat noises then headbutt the butthole and finish then faint

by Smokeydd July 7, 2023