dylan

dylan is a player. he will seem nice at first, then slowly start to be rude. never trust a dylan

"look! it's dylan THE SCHOOL PLAYER!"
"he's cute, should i go n flirt?"
"NO WAY! you'll end up getting played by him"

by jojo sdr November 17, 2023

Dylan Sherwood

A big sad man with little to no will to live or exist on this planet. He is naturally attracted to snakes as they substitute for his shortcomings in a sexual context.

OMG have you seen that Dylan Sherwood of a man, that's just really sad! 🚀🚀🚀

by BigBoyo6969 November 23, 2021

Dylan

Dylan is pretty and always dress good for school and when she walk in everyone laugh she’s always late

If you are bored call Dylan she going to want to play roblox tho

by iiam_mora February 26, 2019

Dylan

A girl who is so pretty and youthful she brings light to your life.

Wow that Dylan girl is definitely a Leo

by Youlebhsuab November 24, 2019

Dylan Mulvaney

The man who thinks he is a woman, dresses like a woman, talks like a woman, walks like a woman, squeaks like a woman and the one who singlehandedly took down a giant Bud Light by being zesty. Maybe something's wrong in the head? Maybe in the bowels, who knows?

Kyle: Man I don't even wanna drink a can of Bud Light after that fag Dylan Mulvaney drank it.
Ron: Yeah man, fuck Bud Light, fuck Dylan Mulvaney. Jeez, I can't fucking believe I used to drink the same beer as that faggot!

Kyle: Yeah man such a shame. Hey bro, wanna buy a ton of Bud Light and shoot em' down with a pair of M16 this weekend?
Ron: Sounds fun, I'll pay for the mess. Come on, get in the truck, we're gonna buy ourselves a lotta Bud Light

by Colton Boone June 25, 2025

Dylan

He just has a huge cock. I mean its over whelming how huge his dick is i mean just massive

Charlie: oh hey Dylan I have such a small little chode, what does your s look like
*whips it out*
Charlie:wow it's like the size of my head, that's a big dick

Dylan:I know that's why you mom loves me

by asssaaaaaaaasdddddds January 4, 2018

Dylan

The best at minecraft

Dude! Dylan is the best at Minecraft!!!!

by IAmBestMan69420 October 28, 2020