He was commode-hugging drunk last night.
by The Return of Light Joker April 03, 2010
Getting drunk to the point of offering your friend fillatio for mo reason whatsoever.
It is several steps above " I love you guys".
It is several steps above " I love you guys".
by Ushiri Manko July 18, 2018
A woman starts riding her man in the reverse cowgirl position then sticks her finger up his butt dry and the girl tries to stay on for as long as possible.
by Hanna Banana1 November 24, 2016
My phone Drunk Corrected me last night. It said "Are u Coi have no clue lol" I think I meant I have no clue.
Total drunk correct: "I am home. I drank. A lot. I might puke in the morbid. Door is unlocked. Up to u if u cone over. I sleep now."
Total drunk correct: "I am home. I drank. A lot. I might puke in the morbid. Door is unlocked. Up to u if u cone over. I sleep now."
by Rinrin0303 March 07, 2011
That overly intoxicated person that repeatedly slaps/bumps/taps or "knocks" on your shoulder to get your attention.
My sister is shy when she's sober, but after a few beers she's a total drunk-knocker. She interrupts everyone, tapping on their shoulders saying "hey, hey, hey".
by drunk-knocker November 13, 2021
im gonna get so pitt drunk tonight
oh man i was so pitt drunk lastnight
jordan pitt is such a pussy only fags get pitt drunk
pitt drunk is for pussys
oh man i was so pitt drunk lastnight
jordan pitt is such a pussy only fags get pitt drunk
pitt drunk is for pussys
by tylerpitts November 24, 2010
Sunday Drunk is a lower level of drunk that allows you to forget about tomorrow whilst respecting that it will still come in due time.
Bre, “You sound different tonight are you ok?”
Greg, “why do you say that?”
Bre, “well your eyes look fine but your speech is slurred.”
Greg, “Oh; that’s because I’m Sunday Drunk.”
Bre, “What’s that?”
Greg, “It’s going to be a long week; Matthew in logistics is going to screw up and Clare in payroll punches in late and just clicks approve all at 9am, and our new temp Kendra thinks because she’s a piece of ass she doesn’t need to lift a finger. This is how I forget about what I’m about to walk into to on Monday!”
Greg, “why do you say that?”
Bre, “well your eyes look fine but your speech is slurred.”
Greg, “Oh; that’s because I’m Sunday Drunk.”
Bre, “What’s that?”
Greg, “It’s going to be a long week; Matthew in logistics is going to screw up and Clare in payroll punches in late and just clicks approve all at 9am, and our new temp Kendra thinks because she’s a piece of ass she doesn’t need to lift a finger. This is how I forget about what I’m about to walk into to on Monday!”
by Reyer May 07, 2018