Chocolate Dip-stick

The act of inserting one's penis deep into the anal cavity and pulling out to see it covered in brown fecal matter.

John: Man last night was rough...
Tyler: What happened?
John: My girl wanted to try anal last night and she got shit all over my dick!

Tlyer: Ha! You got a Chocolate Dip-stick

by MR.MANGUY667 June 07, 2022

Schlong dip

When your penis touches the the toilet bowl while having a shit

Oh man I’ve just had a shit and my dick touched the toilet “ ...... “ you have just been schlong dipped

by The jackamoe’s February 24, 2021

dip streep

A person who takes any opportunity to tell people their political opinions even when politics were not the purpose for the gathering.

He’s a dip Streep because he will only talk about his dislike of Trump.

A dip Streep can’t shut up about Hillary going to jail.

by Montclair December 10, 2017

kipper-dipping

like tea-bagging BUT for girls!

Bloke 1: how come you got thrown out the club mate?
Bloke 2: *grunts*
Bloke 3: yeah he got caught in the toilets with some bird kipper-dipping him...

by xpikeyx April 28, 2010

dip and dap

Doing something quickly, as to waste as little time as possible.

friend 1: yo we don't have much time before the movie starts, but i still gotta take a shower.

friend 2: dude just make it a dip and dap shower!

by yunit June 09, 2009

dip pen ink

squid sex pose, involves putting squid dick into the ink sac via the anus.

performance on humans has shown mixed results

"Jenna, stop doing the dip pen ink thing, you don't have a fucking ink sac you moron!"

by shoetaster June 25, 2022

hot dip

Hot Dipping is used when you are chewing while taking a shit in a port a potty on a hot day

Brian couldn't sleep so he threw his dip in and went and took a hot dip on site

Max likes to hot dip during work in the office, but says its not the same as when he's on site

by Porta potty bomber October 29, 2020