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Crack head John

A man in his 30's who has lost all to his addiction to the crack pipe
Hey, is John on the STEM FAST diet.
Have you seen John? Yes I have he is at the shelter.
Hey man can you spare a $5 for some food,or a 20 for some rock?
I am a cracker but i like to be called a ROCK STAR
by silly March 7, 2005
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crack in the box

A purchasable item that can be obtained from any crack dealer on the corner of your street. Disquised as a jack in the box.
This crack in the box is so interesting! NOT!
by applehead g February 17, 2008
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Crack-headed Jackrabbit

1) A person who acts like there on crack all the time and cant stop moving around.

2) An individual who cant help but injure themselves on a daily basis because they act like there on crack 24/7.

3)A tomboy girl who is annoying as hell and cant stop twitching and moving around. Always manages to hurt herself and others and laughs about. Who cant go more than a day with injuring herself in some new and inventive way.
****** was running around at work and ran into a tree. Shes such a crack-headed jackrabbit.

****** challenged the giant to a wrestling match. What is she on crack? yeah but shes fast like a jackrabbit maybe she'll last a couple minutes...... or not.
by The Real B.F.C. April 13, 2011
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cracked minecraft servers

me: mom can i go into cracked minecraft servers
mom: no
by fasnfoiupgidfgifugf fuck November 17, 2020
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Your ass is on crack

A beautiful set of cheeks that can turn anyone regardless of their sexuality.
by dantesdad April 13, 2021
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crack dat ass

I saw her last night, I wish I could crack dat ass.
by jobenavidez May 13, 2015
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Crack House Friend

An intimately close kind of friend, not that you would smoke crack with, but that you could call and say "I'm in a crack house, and I'm scared for my life.", who would then do everything in their power to get you help or help you themselves.
Person 1: Hey, who's your best friend?

Person 2: I don't have best friends, I have Crack House Friends.

Person 1: Dag, yo.
by PsychoactiveEyes June 10, 2023
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