Crack head John

A man in his 30's who has lost all to his addiction to the crack pipe

Hey, is John on the STEM FAST diet.
Have you seen John? Yes I have he is at the shelter.
Hey man can you spare a $5 for some food,or a 20 for some rock?
I am a cracker but i like to be called a ROCK STAR

by silly March 7, 2005

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crack in the box

A purchasable item that can be obtained from any crack dealer on the corner of your street. Disquised as a jack in the box.

This crack in the box is so interesting! NOT!

by applehead g February 17, 2008

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Crack-cut Denim

A type of jean favoured by middle-aged men. Consistently exposes ass-crack. Leads to Builders Bum.

“Hey Nick, what jeans you got?"

“Levis. Crack-cut denim."

"Yeah, thought so. You might want to give that bad boy a wax and a bleach before you wear them again”

by Buakk November 22, 2019

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Crack House Friend

An intimately close kind of friend, not that you would smoke crack with, but that you could call and say "I'm in a crack house, and I'm scared for my life.", who would then do everything in their power to get you help or help you themselves.

Person 1: Hey, who's your best friend?

Person 2: I don't have best friends, I have Crack House Friends.

Person 1: Dag, yo.

by PsychoactiveEyes June 10, 2023

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