Crack head John

A man in his 30's who has lost all to his addiction to the crack pipe

Hey, is John on the STEM FAST diet.
Have you seen John? Yes I have he is at the shelter.
Hey man can you spare a $5 for some food,or a 20 for some rock?
I am a cracker but i like to be called a ROCK STAR

by silly March 7, 2005

crack in the box

A purchasable item that can be obtained from any crack dealer on the corner of your street. Disquised as a jack in the box.

This crack in the box is so interesting! NOT!

by applehead g February 17, 2008

Crack-cut Denim

A type of jean favoured by middle-aged men. Consistently exposes ass-crack. Leads to Builders Bum.

“Hey Nick, what jeans you got?"

“Levis. Crack-cut denim."

"Yeah, thought so. You might want to give that bad boy a wax and a bleach before you wear them again”

by Buakk November 22, 2019

cracked minecraft servers

a minecraft srever with register

me: mom can i go into cracked minecraft servers
mom: no

by fasnfoiupgidfgifugf fuck November 17, 2020

Your ass is on crack

A beautiful set of cheeks that can turn anyone regardless of their sexuality.

Damn dad, your ass is on crack.

by dantesdad April 13, 2021

Crack-headed Jackrabbit

1) A person who acts like there on crack all the time and cant stop moving around.

2) An individual who cant help but injure themselves on a daily basis because they act like there on crack 24/7.

3)A tomboy girl who is annoying as hell and cant stop twitching and moving around. Always manages to hurt herself and others and laughs about. Who cant go more than a day with injuring herself in some new and inventive way.

****** was running around at work and ran into a tree. Shes such a crack-headed jackrabbit.

****** challenged the giant to a wrestling match. What is she on crack? yeah but shes fast like a jackrabbit maybe she'll last a couple minutes...... or not.

by The Real B.F.C. April 13, 2011

ne-ne crack

“my ne-ne crack” is ma hare ool it grows yi edges i invented the “ne-ne crack” AND IT WERKS

“i diddt know i had to pay the “ne-ne crack” prace”

“tell me more about this “ne-ne crack””

by Rhonda Wills April 1, 2023