Workout Boner

(n.) Visible excitement regarding the activity at hand. Generally caused by, but not limited to, working out, especially in awkwardly short shorts.

It's unsettling to be trapped on a treadmill 5 feet away from a guy with his workout boner for fitness.

I have such a workout boner for Qdoba right now.

by CaptFishsticks January 22, 2014

boner-inspiring

Something that is significantly beautiful or admirable.

Check out that Ferrari, it's positively boner-inspiring!

by ueafbsdgnvqile April 30, 2010

support boner

When you you're so happy for a bro who hooked up with an attractive girl that you have a boner.

"Dude Amanda is fucking hot. Totally sporting a support boner right now, good job man"

by Milhau5 October 9, 2014

boner bender

a sex spree

Bob took viagra and went on a boner bender with Sally, Janet, Brian and Brenda.

by WCMC in Cincinnati September 2, 2016

Boner-Worthy

Boner-Worthy; Anything Person, Place, or Thing that deems worthy of an erection

Robert Downey Jr. is Boner-Worthy!!!

Oh my goodness, that whore house was so Boner-Worthy

Hey look at this dog....its a beautiful dog, some would say Boner-Worthy

by DreadloxO3O March 17, 2013

Suicide boner

A lot like a suicide wank, a suicide boner is just A FRIGGIN' RANDOM BONER that you happen to get at school, or at some important event.

John tried to hide his suicide boner by folding it back like a dickbutt before his big speech to the entire school.

by Formingsinger16 July 11, 2016

titty boner

when a woman experiences an erect nipple

woman 1: i have a titty boner
woman 2: whats a titty boner?
woman 1: it just means my nipple is erect lol

by creativemastermind17833 September 9, 2021