boner-inspiring

Something that is significantly beautiful or admirable.

Check out that Ferrari, it's positively boner-inspiring!

by ueafbsdgnvqile April 30, 2010

boner bender

a sex spree

Bob took viagra and went on a boner bender with Sally, Janet, Brian and Brenda.

by WCMC in Cincinnati September 2, 2016

Boner-Worthy

Boner-Worthy; Anything Person, Place, or Thing that deems worthy of an erection

Robert Downey Jr. is Boner-Worthy!!!

Oh my goodness, that whore house was so Boner-Worthy

Hey look at this dog....its a beautiful dog, some would say Boner-Worthy

by DreadloxO3O March 17, 2013

snow•boner

n. 1. a snow enthusiast. 2. (informal) indicative of one's longing for action, triggered libido, or general excitement for or caused by exposure to snowy weather.

1."You are a snow•boner."

2."That party was so sexually charged. Everyone had angry snow boners."

by doorunrun February 8, 2014

Yankee boner

The sudden erection of a sportscaster's penis when watching the New York Yankees

"And a hit by Derek Jeter"!

"He gives me such a Yankee boner dude"

by Not a Yankee fan. October 13, 2011

boner control

An action or mental tactic used to suppress a raging erection: most commonly used to prolong intercourse, or hide a boner in public.

As I lay next to Lori, exhausted and carefree, I reluctantly shared the secret to my long lasting lovemaking: the haunting image of Sheila running down the high school halls; her hands cupped behind her pants, her face contorted in helpless submission, her frizzled hair dewey with perspiration, her animal-like wild shrieking, and her frantic and fervid, yet continually unsuccessful attempts to find a bathroom before tragedy struck: yes, you could make a strong case I had more boner control than everyone besides Matthew Broderick.

by nate doggy dizz April 4, 2012

Boner Chivalry

The social behavioral event where the laziest, most careless, and most repugnant man in the room suddenly has morals and a desire to fight for the rights of others — originating from his forlorn aspiration of obtaining sexual intercourse from the woman he suddenly wants to defend.

“Don really went to bat for Karen over that whole bookface post where people called her out for being a furry. What a guy!” “Dude, it’s just boner chivalry. He will go back to breathing heavily at her photos once she shuts him down.”

by Clanger77 May 7, 2019