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Asshole

Someone who absolutely doesn't give one fuck. it's as If all the fucks in their library's are checked out. Also a synonym for Jacqueline Magno.
Ugh, I gave him $5 yesterday, but when I asked for $1 today, he's being selfish, what a Jackie.

He's such an asshole, he needs to learn to share.
by KAmdad November 13, 2014
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Asshole

Trump is such and asshole
by Trump😁 November 22, 2016
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Asshole

Asshole
He’s so much of an asshole
by Assholexoxoxoxoxoxo November 15, 2018
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bald asshole

That twink has a perfectly bald asshole
by PinkTater May 18, 2022
mugGet the bald assholemug.

Procrasto Asshole

See also Fucktard, Stun Cunt, Loser.

Procrasto Asshole: A procrastinating asshole who ALWAYS is late, always has a very handy excuse, and never takes responsbility for FUCK ALL. They never have any money, ALWAYS a Moocher, can't be trusted with anything, especially the Truth.

The only consistant thing about these losers is, you can expect a fuck up when they're around. It's like they're the Mayor of Loserville and the town follows them around.

In short, a Prograsto Asshole is a loser you always need to stay away from, because it you don't, it gets stressful, costly and exasperating.
"Hey Joe, you Procrasto Asshole! You fucking left the doors open again and we got robbed! All our stuff's gone!!!"

Joe: "It's not my fault people rob places..."
by Hashtag Approval Dumpling December 14, 2024
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Derpy asshole

a derpy asshole is a person who trolls people and is an asshole
by qzfyerh56f August 8, 2016
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