American Failure Delusion

A delusion where non-Americans delude themselves into thinking that all Americans suck at everything which of course is untrue.

I swear too many non-Americans suffer from American failure delusion. Any person of any nationality can fail hard at anything.

by CelticEagle February 15, 2019

American bell beaner

Americans, regardless of race or skin color, that over eat at Taco Bell a lot. A Taco Bell fanatic.

We American love Taco Bell. I guess you could say, the USA is a American bell beaner nation.

I love Taco Bell, I'm a American bell beaner.

I could eat at Taco Bell for all my meals, I'm a bell beaner for sure

Joey and jake are bell beaners because they practically go to Taco Bell for lunch everyday.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

American Awesomeness Scale

The American Awesomeness Scale is a basic British(0) to American(10) scale in which the user rates person or thing on how awesome they/it are based on American standards.

On the American Awesomeness scale, The Declaration of Independence is a 10.

by RealAmerican1776 May 31, 2023

Don Frye American

A culturally aware loudmouthed American badass who despite not being especially nerdy has an appreciation for nerd culture and is welcomed into their social circles.

That old timer in Godzilla Final Wars is a Don Frye American.

by VanDammeAmerican July 3, 2023

half-acoon american

a stupid/ugly person

Shut up you half-acoon American

by blishi February 13, 2019

American Fire Extinguisher

N) The act of depositing melted dark chocolate into a females vagina, and putting whipped cream into her asshole. The female should then squirt out of both holes, having the dark chocolate represent oil, and the whipped cream represent Co2. This act can only be performed on Independance Day, with a cubic fuckton of fireworks in the background.

Billy: Damn, after giving Sally the Alligator Fuckhouse, I made her perform the American Fire Extinguisher. She was moaning for days!

by Rimmy Tim August 13, 2017

American John smith

John smith is the BEST American in the whole fricking world. He makes his wife stay in the kitchen all day and hates you if you’re not American. He owns a farm and supports trump.

American john smith is amazing.

by spidermanyuh March 7, 2022