dylan

A lonely boy with no friends

Dylan: anyone wanna hangout?

anyone: no loser

by CoOl kIdS doN’t DanCe June 4, 2019

Dylan Didarzadeh

A guy with a genuine heart , he loves to fiddle with his rock hard cock on most nights. While it throbs he normally heats an asda value pizza in the microwave.

Dylan Didarzadeh his cock can be seen from miles away

by SecretRomanian September 16, 2023

Dylan Mckenzie

Dylan Mckenzie is at his lowest peak in life right now. He is on day 589 of being single. He has been facing much depression because he has no girlfriend so he decided to make the Spotify Playlist called “bruh like I’m really going through it”. Dylan is very determined to get a girlfriend. Dylan Mckenzie is a real n-word that believes in God and doesn’t say cuss words. He plays a lot of NBA 2k. His house is the community house for The Boys. Everyone will go to hang out there and play Basketball or mess with each other. Dylan also has no mercy whatsoever. Dylan, Erica, Shane, and Michaela decided to hide Joey J Shot’s stuff in random places across his yard at night. Shane accidentally overthrew J Shot’s hoodie onto the roof and then Dylan Mckenzie proceeded to purposely throw it on the roof of the shed. Dylan is motivated to do anything, even if it includes going 10% simp power. At least he doesn’t go 100% like Garrett Stevenson. Dylan’s mortal enemy is Dylan Santilli, the polar opposite of Dylan Mckenzie.

Damn, you really showed no mercy there. You pulled a Dylan Mckenzie!

by Doctor Sexman November 28, 2019

Dylan

Hottest guy you will ever meet. Picks up hoes by the minute. Is very muscular. Usain bolt couldn’t even come close to this mans godly speed. A god at anything he does and very funny.

Dylan

by JOE727272 November 27, 2021

Dylan

He's the guy that the other guys are neutral with. They know but don't have strong relations with. But the girl's all like him wether it be his smarts, looks, honesty, or how chill he is.

" Dylan? Yeah, I know him, he's chill"
" I like Dylan he's cute"

by Kyle downy February 18, 2021

dylan

he is the gayest human alive that u will ever meet.

"hey did u see dylan yesterday?"

"no why?"

"because he was smashing my dad"

by a not human entity December 19, 2019

Dylan

A guy who is so kind hearted and loves antelopes. Person that will make u laugh during every situation even if your getting harassed by the persons cousin. Dylan is a great person and whoever he loves is the most luckiest person EVERRRRR

Best person, antelope lover, best person ever, Dylan is the best hehe

by Katie panella December 27, 2017