cup half empty

A person who thinks that emptiness in a cup can be halved.

Girl 1: Look at that hottie!
Girl 2: Hell no!
Girl 3: Why?
Girl 1: Yeah, why? *bleep*.
Girl 2: I'm pretty sure they're that cup half empty guy.
Girl 1 and 3: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

by Naxzed May 26, 2019

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Get the cup half emptymug.

Cup of Joe

My possession is so vague that I don't know if it is a liability or an asset.

I have a Cup of Joe but am so inexperienced that I don't know how to use it and in case of emergency it could be taken away and used against me.

by anonymous July 14, 2022

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Get the Cup of Joemug.

cup

to drink from

cup

by sufrin on sunday November 12, 2016

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Get the cupmug.

BB Green Cup

it sits

BB Green Cup... it's still sitting

by HPKritcal June 23, 2022

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Get the BB Green Cupmug.

Cup of Tea

London Car Dealer speak: A small profit. A 'drink' is a profit, but a cup of tea isn't a real drink, like a beer, hence the profit is small.

I knocked out that Ford KA yesterday for a monkey.

Well done, that was a right sticker. Did you do alright?

Not really, I only got a cup of tea out of it, but it was wrapped round me for ages, so I was pleased to see the back of it.

by Simmywhimmy January 5, 2022

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