friend enhancer

Bad looking girl. Most of the women have at least one friend enhancer to make them look better since everything is relative. Comes from the law of supply and demand. Friends enhancer can be useful when girls go out or when it's time to take a Facebook profile picture.

-Dude! Have you seen Gasia's new profile picture?! Hotness itself!
-Nay! She ain't that hot. It's because she is using Dija as her friend enhancer.

by 4pex December 10, 2011

friend raped

When a friend comes over and wayyyy over stays their welcome but knowing that you are friends ... you wont make them leave.

She and her 4 kids came over just before dinner, unannounced, took off all the jackets and boots.

Without being polite about the situation she asked "What are we having for dinner?"

"Thats just wrong ... honey you were friend raped !"

by owenscott1 November 11, 2011

Sober-friend

Contrary to your buddies who seem to only be fun or be more fun under the influence of alcohol/weed, sober-friends seem unbearable under the influence of alcohol/weed whether its because their tolerance is extremely low or they simply change for the worse.

"Man I smoked a bowl with my good friend Bob yesterday, and he didn't stop singing and telling me stupid highdeas. He will remain a sober-friend."

by xxarrowxx November 21, 2011

crypto friend

The friend who got you in to crypto, who, even if you now have a lot of crypto, he has what feels like exponentially more than you, and you follow his every advice.

My crypto friend AND his crypto friend got out of Ethereum this past week. For good. So I'm entirely over in bitcoin now with a few buckets like Cardano and Filecoin.

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher March 21, 2023

friend tension

Unspoken mutual desire to be friends with someone but you don’t know how to start the friendship.

She seems pretty cool. There’s such a friend tension between us. I just don’t wanna make it weird.

by Shellyg14 December 5, 2018

premature friending

When a person sends a friend request and you have never met them or you met once, briefly.

Stacy:"Who is Greg Levaweitz?"

Dani: "No fucking clue"
Stacy: (clicks through pics) "Umm, I think this guy is in my chemistry lecture class...I've literally never spoken to him. WTF"
Dani: "omg what a stalker, that's a total premature friending"

by Projectchik July 26, 2017

Best friend

A best friend is a person you can tell anything to, a person who won't judge you. They typically will be the funniest person you have ever met. Best friends love spending time together. Most people will never find a best friend, but if you do never let them go. Friends are nothing compared to your best friend.

Maria: "Woah look there goes Ashlyn and Brylee. Why are they always hanging out together?"

MaKayla: "Oh its cause they are best friends, I wish I had a best friend."

by Anonymous- awesomeness July 28, 2017