University of Mary Washington

This college is the worst college in virginia, probably the planet. it sucks and there is nothing to do except schoolwork...so if you enjoy working your ass off for mediocre grades and partying once ever 2 months at a lame-ass party until cops bust it at 11.30 then this is the skool for you! plus the kids here are rich, spoiled self-centered brats...so enjoy!

hey did u hear bout a party at the University of Mary Washington?

nah, man theres no such thing

by buttmonkey4lyfe November 8, 2013

Washboard

v.
a cover-up term for having sex

Steve: dude what happened last night

Tim: dude i washboarded this girl so hard in the bathroom
Steve: sweet call next time so we can washboard her

Taylor: this guy tried to washboard me last night but his penis was too small
Kelly: aww that sucks

Anna: why are breathing heavy
Jake: im washboarding this girl

by WashboardedChick April 12, 2011

Washeed

A poor person, or a person that cannot afford something. It can also be used to discribe someone.

That man is too washeed to afford that album.

by punkdoodster November 6, 2004

washing mashine

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Did you mean:female

Washing mashine and womens day is on the same day.

by Popeyes pirate April 28, 2022

Columbian Mouth Washer

Someone who doesnt feel the need to brush their teeth because all the jizz keeps it clean.

Wow that girl is a real Columbian Mouth Washer.

by Teddy Gioia June 24, 2008

George Washington Carver

Smothering your balls with peanut butter and having a dog lick it off.

Dan buys peanut butter in bulk because he loves giving Alli's dog the George Washington Carver.

by Riley at slb November 16, 2006

washburn

1. a person who says umm too often
2. a person that is the same as a bowl of oatmeal

Great umm job Katherine umm very umm thorough
God she is sooo washburn

Man, he is like so washburn!

by lalalalalalalala;) November 20, 2006