Ur Mom

A fat cow that is Ur Mom

"Ur mom is so fat that one picture of her filled up the whole phone storage"

by Qumzy April 27, 2021

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Your generally surmised but not obligatorily genetically cognate natural person who looks after and has the condition of being morally and licitly bound to do something, the puissance to emit the capacity to have an effect on character, development, the faculty to direct people's ways in which takes action or conducts oneself, and provision of what is indispensable for someone who lacks the adeptness and opportunity to be in charge of their own sequence of events of a designated kind in a way that complies to rules and standards to or is given the action of sanction for the action to officially accede or accept or be officially compulsory by the system of rules which a particular nation with its own regime, occupying a particular territory or group of people living in the same place or having a particular characteristic in prevalence apperceives as controlling or maintaining the actions of its members and which it may compel observance or compliance by the action or process of coercing penalties to be accepted, in which is mostly an adolescent human below the licit age of majority, that suppositiously relegates her sexuality as the gender that can bear progeny or engender eggs apperceived or treated biologically by the action of the composition of an organism's cells relating to the biological process by which incipient individual organisms are engendered which can be fertilized by male reproductive cells, relegates his or her expression of themselves sexually as homosexual.

"my mother actually came out the closet last week"
"ur mom gay"

'ye"

by whenthewhenthe April 27, 2021

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When someone says "Ur mom" they mean they hate you with all thier guts and would shank you with any chance they have

"You stole my food! Your such a Ur mom"
"Ur mom, god I hate you so much!!"

by ur.mom.gey April 28, 2021

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ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.

kids friend: hey look its ur mum
kid: thats not my mum thats ur mum

by urmum12345 April 29, 2021

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