ur brother likes ur mother

The most rare insult in the planet of the earth. Has never been used and was buried in the core of the earth to be permanently destroyed. But then the sun god retrieved it while finding the Holy Grail and decided this insult was better and had told it to nobody. This will obliterate any insult including "Your Family Tree LGBT". This insult also breaks the No U infinite spell card found by some users in discord and steam. Be sure to use this accordingly.

John: "ur family tree lgbt"
Pulls out small cloth and leather box
John: "it was only a jok-"
You: "UR BROTHER LIKES UR MOTHER"
*universe implodes infinite times into itself causing the universe to turn into a black hole*

by fuckin bitchy ass May 20, 2018

ur mom

someone I had sex with last nigh

dave: where were you last night
me: I was with ur mom *wink wink nudge nudge*

by urmomisaslutforme September 29, 2021

Isnt ur name antonio

Ugghh i dont know i just wanted to added something

Isnt ur name antonio lmao

by Dinozack December 21, 2024

Ur ban

How much times urban dictionary rejects words that the name itself has something to say

Friend: Hi, Im just making a word on urba-
Me: You meant Ur banned?

by Anonymous{3527} February 17, 2021

Ur mom

1.) An example of something big.

2.) The woman who carried you for 9 months only to not let you play video games.

3.) A lovely person who always takes care of you.

4.) The greatest and probably the oldest comeback to a roast.

Example:

Friend: What is the largest star discovered in the universe, one bigger than UY Scuti?

Me: Ur Mom

by AdmiralBitchyton August 3, 2022

Ur mom

You already know what it means

Ur mom is more important than god

by Hwee111 April 29, 2019

coomd in ur philtrum

with 2 litres of vodka and a turbo-virgin duchbag here's where life can lead u to ( btw ur neighbour also may call the police cuz u went really hard )

duchbag: yoooooooo i coomd in my gf philtrum next im gonna coomd in ur philtrum

human : wtf

by minecraft sweat 6969696969 xx February 10, 2021