Turd Burger

Some one who is horrible on the inside (e.g. Personality) but good on the outside (e.g. Physical appearance)

Girl 1: "Brian is such a jerk"

Girl 2: "yeah he's a total Turd Burger "
Girl 3: "Yeah he has a mean personality but he's still pretty hot "

by Its_Kyle July 30, 2017

turd grid

Mapping out a city's bathrooms to do poos in.

You're visiting New York? I hope you packed your turd grid, a good bathroom is hard to come by in that city!

by Angel Von Johnston August 7, 2017

Fart hardened turd

When you have gas all night and go to shit and it comes out like Captain Caveman's club.

Man that fart hardened turd hurt coming out.

by Darckcloud April 18, 2018

Turd Burgling

When you unexpectedly give someone laxatives, and they unwillingly vacate their bowels, that is what we like to call "turd burgling".

Last night was insane; we were turd burgling like some 'shit witches' last night.

by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017

burb turd

Preppy douche bag from the suburbs.

"Hey man, quit acting like you grew up hard. Your really a burb turd. "

by bret maverick October 18, 2018

Turd Blossom

Turd Blossom is a made up word from a thirteen year old kid who is best friends with the kid who created beanstab (look it up on the urban dictionary) Turd Blossom is a word used as an insult.

Man 1: Hi Jaemie!
Jaemie: Get out of my way you Turd Blossom

by G3T GH05T3D October 31, 2018

Sir Turds A Lot

A meaning of a person who you hate and need a quick rude and punishing nickname for them
Created by a 13 year old kid nicknames railroad of 2018-2019
Best friends with the guy who created BEANSTAB

Man 1: hey what's up dumb butt
man 2: nothing Sir Turds A Lot

by G3T GH05T3D November 1, 2018