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Turd Recycler

The act of vacuuming up pieces of fecal matter in a vacuum. Then leaving it stored in the chamber, so that when it is used again the vacuum will create a pleasing poopoo aroma to wallow in.
Jay Cutler once vacuumed his offensive linemen's doodoo and didn't know how to change the bag in the vacuum so he left it there. When he went to use it again he unknowingly created the first turd recycler and doused all his teammates in a rotten egg scented doodoo smell.
by Mibbens May 24, 2025
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Spoiled Turds

When a person is constipated & takes laxatives, part of the feces that comes out is old & smells old
Something stinks, its probably those spoiled turds I let out. I have Ben constipated for a month.
by Spoiled Turds January 4, 2023
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turd jouster

by DavidHChrist March 31, 2021
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Turd Lancer

(Derog.) A person or concept that catapults shit. Usually something displeasing.
Dood 1: So you wanna come party tomorrow night?
Dood 2: Can't man, boss is making me work for someones shift.
Dood 1: What a Turd Lancer!
by AfroNinja April 1, 2008
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Secondary Turd

Similar to a secondary shit but not as bad.
Also used to denote a turd that is not a primary turd.
by Rangoman69 June 21, 2019
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Pussy Turd

A Common Colloquialism Expressing The Dissatisfaction One may Experience When Having A Baby.

A human baby. Made from the nutrition the mother consumes and developed over a 9 month period (typically)
written usually as Pussy Turd or Pussy-Turd, but can also be expressed as Pturd, the "P" being silent in this instance.
Pussy Turd : "I thought she was just eating a lot but turns out it was another Pussy Turd Baby."
to which one is traditionally expected to reply with Pturds slightly drawing out the word whilst slowly shaking their head. (Usually left to right, but can also be up and down. *Context Depending ) / Did you just call your son a Pussy-Turd?
by Dr.Butthole MD September 15, 2025
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as thick as a Boxing Day turd

A way of describing someone who is thick or stupid.
“She’s as thick as a Boxing Day turd, her!”
by AwesomeGuy898 June 21, 2025
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