the uncontrollable desire to make love to various members of the animal kingdom, specifically those found in a barnyard. This is named after the Aggie students from Texas Ag & Mech (Texas a&m). Most commonly associated with the humping of sheep. Ugly women may be used during long nights of drinking, which led to the admission of women in the last half of the 20th century.
Bubba came down with a bad case of Aggie syndrome on a visit to College Station. He and his sheep will be getting married in two weeks due to the pregnancy.
by Human Humper March 10, 2008
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· Very small and barely noticeable penis
· Very small or barely noticeable ass
· Unable to form complete sentences
· Hair loss
· Strange Rashes
· Feelings of Depression, anger, irritability due to ugliness
· Extreme moodiness
· Inability to get a date
· Deep purple face due to embarrassment/anger
- Inability to produce an erection in the company of non-family members
- Dreams involving their mother or father in an erotic mannor
- Sexual dreams involving Jesus with a three headed dildo
- Instant Ejaculation at the sight of a dark skinned person
- Printing off of pictures and storing of nude picutres involving immediate family members
· Very small and barely noticeable penis
· Very small or barely noticeable ass
· Unable to form complete sentences
· Hair loss
· Strange Rashes
· Feelings of Depression, anger, irritability due to ugliness
· Extreme moodiness
· Inability to get a date
· Deep purple face due to embarrassment/anger
- Inability to produce an erection in the company of non-family members
- Dreams involving their mother or father in an erotic mannor
- Sexual dreams involving Jesus with a three headed dildo
- Instant Ejaculation at the sight of a dark skinned person
- Printing off of pictures and storing of nude picutres involving immediate family members
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(yuu-mi sin-dro'hm)
noun.
A neurological disorder where all of one's surroundings seem worthy of ridicule or derision; preposterous; laughable: a Chinese accent. Has been defined as a psychogenic illness distinguished by emotional incontinence or lability by the Department of Health. Characteristics of this pattern of behavior include insane laughter, tears and an exaggerated facial expression. A person experiencing Yumi Syndrome will often find it in their best interest to momentarily excuse themselves from the room or place of meeting if they feel they may experience an episode.
Origin:
2011–08; < Neo-Latin < Greek yumi syndromḗ concurrence, combination, equivalent to syn- syn- + drom-, base meaning “run” ( see -drome) + -ē feminine noun suffix
Synonyms
nonsensical, ludicrous, funny, droll, comical, farcical. See Pseudobulbar affect or the Tanganyika laughter epidemic.
Antonyms
sensible, mature, composed
(yuu-mi sin-dro'hm)
noun.
A neurological disorder where all of one's surroundings seem worthy of ridicule or derision; preposterous; laughable: a Chinese accent. Has been defined as a psychogenic illness distinguished by emotional incontinence or lability by the Department of Health. Characteristics of this pattern of behavior include insane laughter, tears and an exaggerated facial expression. A person experiencing Yumi Syndrome will often find it in their best interest to momentarily excuse themselves from the room or place of meeting if they feel they may experience an episode.
Origin:
2011–08; < Neo-Latin < Greek yumi syndromḗ concurrence, combination, equivalent to syn- syn- + drom-, base meaning “run” ( see -drome) + -ē feminine noun suffix
Synonyms
nonsensical, ludicrous, funny, droll, comical, farcical. See Pseudobulbar affect or the Tanganyika laughter epidemic.
Antonyms
sensible, mature, composed
"Observe how the subject is unable to contain her laughter or other displays of emotion. Hysterical neurosis is typical of stage one Yumi Syndrome."
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