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The French Sniff

Action.

To waft the aroma of a woman’s pubic hair and vulva towards one’s face prior to engaging in a thorough and focused muffdiving session.
“I could tell how wet she was without even touching her. I gave her the French sniff and got down to business straight away
by InfamousJizz January 26, 2025
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French Stove

A passionate and steamy romantic encounter that involves a lot of heat, creativity, and perhaps some culinary flair—think of combining French passion with the intensity of a hot stove.
"Last night was so hot, we practically invented the French Stove."
by Valaraukor July 2, 2025
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French Oven

Like a dutch oven but you stay under the sheets french kissing your significant other and pressing your nose to your significant other's cheek so that you don't smell your fabrication.
Yesterday I gave my gf a french oven. She did not like it.
by Joelito69 January 25, 2021
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French Cannon

idiomatic noun | informal English

: An eponymic metonymy for explosive diarrhea.
“Sorry I’m late, had to deal with a French Cannon”

“Please, no whipped cream. That will give me a real French Cannon.”

“Brittany had an absolute French Cannon in there.”

“I can’t play Minecraft; the French Cannon is loaded.”
by jack.soncalo March 23, 2025
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French drive-over

Similar to the American "drive-by" the French drive-over is driving someone over rather than driving beside and shooting them. This was popularized after the French saw the rest of the world and lost all respect, desperate to get rid of those other impure men, they flattened them under heavy rocks. This was later adopted by the car as it was far more fun, far easier and had the exact same effect. This practice has been replicated by other countries in the modern age as well, although, by filthy outsiders.
18-Something
*French engineer* We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans"
*French engineer* "We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*All together* "Hon Hon Hon!"

Modern age:
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans". "Get the cheese wheels ready monsieur, we're doing A French drive-over! Time to flatten them like crepes!"
by Kurts December 5, 2017
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Fungaled French Fry

(1) a fucked up dick (2) a diseased dick
Yo Shaquita, I was hooking up with this guy last night but I had to slam on the brakes when his draws came off. Brotha had a fungaled French fry, ya hear!
by Tabinator August 10, 2008
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