Sexy Cradle Time

A warm embrace that resembles that of a baby in a cradle, particularly in a room full of people that are uncomfortable.

Marcy and Craig preform sexy cradle time quite often. You’ll just see them off in a corner rocking back and forth

by clapemcheeks May 6, 2022

sexy pendrive

a very sexually arrousing pendrive

i really like this sexy pendrive to be put in your ass

by nigga man 2000 July 5, 2023

co-sexiness

I term describing a situation in which attractive guys and girls hang out.

This evenings activities are not co-ed; they are in fact co-sexiness

by EB MacT December 28, 2008

sexy

means ur handsome

oh ur so sexy (;

by AwakeZay July 2, 2024

Sexy Son Hypothesis

AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHERE CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY COMES IT TO PLAY!

Hym "THERE IT IS! 'Sexy Son Hypothesis' or 'Critical fat cock theory Jr.' as they call it in academia, is the theory that women select to have attractive sons. And it sounds like it's derivative and it's bullshit because I should be getting some credit for some of this. You got a guy on YouTube who openly admitted to gang rape in explicitly terms. You got dudes trading social capital as a means for prostitution. I can't get any credit for anything I'm seeing shorts right now. How am I not the lesser of many evens here? My fundamental interactions are a VISIBLE FALSEHOOD OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CREATION and SOMEHOW... THAT! ISN'T ACTUALLY MY PROBLEM! THAT... has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING and is somehow a FIXED FACET OF REALITY and cannot be altered in any way. THAT! Doesn't need to be addressed in any way shape or form! The quality of my entire existence is contingent entirely on whether or not a fat-shit who's better off than me needs a break.

HERE I SIT! Wondering why? As everyone else wonders why? Why is the suicide going up? Why do epidemics abound? COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE THAT COULD IT? Nope. It's clearly that's just how things are. And it isn't incumbent on anyone to change their behavior... Except for the person... Who has the problem... With the way that things can't not be... Because it would require someone other... Than the person with the problem... To change their behavior... EVEN IF the problem... Is the people... Who aught not have to change their behavior... because people don't have to change their behavior... And so long as their behavior... Only affects your outcome... RATHER THAN THEIRS... They are justified... In that behavior... Because the are receiving... The outcome that is desirable... Regardless of the circumstances... That is how society is structured... And that isn't the problem... Sure. People believe is Bigfoot so in that context it really isn't that much of a stretch. That's what I think about your Sexy Son Hypothesis."

by Hym Iam August 28, 2023

sexy woman

something neither me or you have touched
a human female with big boobs and GYATT
something which is impossible to rizz

Timmy : "wanna rizz that sexy woman"
Jimmy : "you'll never succeed"

by sigmawarlord July 18, 2024

Sexy

I know why you’re here, so I’ll just “help” you.

Your grandma, your mom, sad movies, breakups. Dogs with missing legs. War veterans. Natural disasters.

Stop being nasty on the internet and read a book!

Your mom is not sexy.

War is not sexy.
Go to sleep!

by Queen Taco Supreme December 28, 2022