clammy taco 

the act of lining your crack with seafood and clenching

guy: hey why do you work at that crappy seafood restaurant? girl: because I like having a clammy taco

clammy taco by A'Lex February 25, 2014

twin taco 

Two best friends who are the exact same size and shape. Aka twins.

Also they can dress and act the same.

See: main bitch

What up twin taco!

twin taco by Twin taco July 26, 2014

tanted taco 

When a girl's vagina has been over exposed to the tanning bed making it appear as tho she has two brown eyes.

That girl needs to start wearing panties when tanning her vagina is looking like a tanted taco.

tanted taco by dagogirl November 19, 2014

Singing Taco 

The effect of having horrid and awfully loud diarrhea after eating Taco Bell.

I had taco bell while I was drunk last night and this hangover does not go well with my singing taco issue right now.

Singing Taco by gallifreyan godzilla November 22, 2014

Bad Taco 

Crap your pants

I have to go home and change, I had a Bad Taco.

Bad Taco by drpepper-phd December 1, 2014

biscuit taco 

A taco constructed by cupping one's penis with their balls in a taco fashion.

When she came into the room I was going to show her my fruit bowl, but I opted for a biscuit taco instead.

biscuit taco by beenjamin' May 11, 2015

lumpy taco

When a man with testicular warts fucks a Mexican girl

I gave this girl a lumpy taco last night.

lumpy taco by oldboyman July 25, 2015