Taco Shot

Noun (singular) - less common: A forcible bowel movement that adheres to the interior of the toilet bowl.

N (plural) - more common: The condition of having explosive lower gastrointestinal distress due to poor meals.

"Dude, after those 12 burritos and seven beers, I had Taco Shots this morning."

"The pledge noticed, prepared to clean stall #3, that a large Taco Shot had been left on the back of the bowl."

by Freezy Fruster May 4, 2009

Taco Surprise

When you have anal sex and she starts shitting everywhere.

I was fucking this bitch in the ass, but then she gave me that taco surprise and I had to back out.

by Pussbag McGee November 23, 2020

Snot Taco

A female lays with her legs spread open. Male lover comes down on her and tickles his nose on her pubic hair. He then eventually sneezes all over and inside her vaginia. Other wise known as her taco.

Hey Sally thanks for letting me give you a snot taco last night" "No problem Billy

by Huey and Gen March 31, 2011

spam taco

spam taco is a poverty stricken vajayjay, one not up to the general cleanly standards of the average female

dude check her cloths she wel has a spam taco

by Wee Spies January 13, 2009

Mighty Taco

Over priced taco joint loved by the locals but it’s actually dog shit.

Mike: Oh man I got the shits. Bob: you should not have got that bean burrito from mighty taco!!!

by Mickey Mcfinegan July 20, 2021

Wet Taco

A wet, smelly, and sweaty Guatemalan worker after working in the rain on a hot day

Hey rolando get your wet taco ass out of the truck and back to work!

by Mushroom chode July 5, 2019

taco fight

two black guys fighting in a locker room after pe

"dude did you see that taco fight"

by ninja2nerd February 5, 2010