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Spider wank

Get down on all 4’s and give yourself a reach around.
I gave myself a spider wank last night and it was the ultimate ball busting experience
by Welldonetoast November 25, 2025
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Spider-Man

You take two long pieces of rope or a belt, wrap them around your partner(s) waist. Then you have the two ropes connected on each side of their hip coming back like a sled. Like Santa’s sleigh. Then, you grab the rope on each side and put your hips back and as you rip them towards you by the ropes, you’re standing 5 to 10 feet away. Thrust your hips forward. High risk, high reward. You insert in? Both of you nut immediately. Miss? pain or your dick is broken.
Man, I gave that girl the MEANEST Spider-Man last night.
by Slamjammaamram December 15, 2025
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world spider web

The searchable web excavated by means of spiders
A spider sat beside her as she searched the world spider web with the use of spiders.
by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009
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Sun Spider

That was a true red head, I saw her sun spider.
by NoodlesFFTS May 4, 2010
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Bearded Spiderman

When a boy cums in his hand, webs it over the girl's mouth then pulls a handful of his own pubes out and throws them on top so it sticks like a beard.
'You look different today...'
'Yeah i got bearded spiderman last night..'
by Lily Spunkface November 4, 2011
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Squashed Spider

An anus
by durrrrrr455 November 14, 2012
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Candy Spider

A sexual activity in which both partners are on all fours and one partner eats candy out of the others' ass crack, therefore making it appear as though the couple has 8 limbs and one body.
Guy 1: Dude, you have chocolate in your teeth...

Guy 2: Bro, that's not chocolate. I gave this bitch a candy spider last night.

Guy 1: Nice! I've never give one...I'm arachnophobic.
by Lulu Tyler September 3, 2013
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