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Alabama Water Snake

Tying your legs together and jumping in a lake with a rucksack full of rocks.
Keith thought he’d try an Alabama water snake to end it all.
by Speeggggy July 10, 2024
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snake

leiken is a fucking snake 🐍
leiken is a snake beacause he lies all the time
by mysteryuser3426 March 18, 2019
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snake

a person who pretends to be your friend but goes behind your back and talks about you. they are usually somehow popular, but you know better to stay away from them. they will try to get to you and your friends, but just to make themselves feel better. you will often find them in school.
girl 1: "she used to be my friend, but she told all my secrets!"
girl 2: "what a snake!"
by wasdwasd123 February 25, 2019
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snake

"your such a snake"
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wrinkle-snake

A penis, typically found in its natural environment - shriveled in the cold. But beware, when warmed up and activated, they have the ability to financially cripple you.
Fucksake Ryan, ever since you let your girlfriend near your wrinkle-snake last winter, your social life has really gone to the shitter.
by Lord of Snails November 16, 2020
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texas snake trap

When a girl has razorblades mounted on the inside of he vagina and cuts your dick off with them...
i just got texas snake trapped and now i need surgery! XD
by poopa12345678 November 17, 2011
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Jake the Snake

Lost in a boxing match by forfeiting because of a bunch of excuses and then chatted like he couldve beat the terminator.
I'm feeling tired and need to work on my stamina, oh you're like jake the snake.
by SpicyMuffin24 October 2, 2020
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