Sam pulls hella bongs every day! Seems really shy at first but the more you get to know him the more you realise how much more you laugh and smile. Sam is very sarcastic at times but it sure makes you laugh. He takes a while to open up but when he finally does all you see is a beautiful soul that has a couple scratch’s. You can tell him anything and everything and your words will be kept safe.
by Mystery girl in the world September 21, 2021
by juuling_cat November 08, 2019
An absolute moron and freeloader who knows nothing and has everything handed to them. For example, Sam cannot even shut a light off or close a door.
by aowjehd September 02, 2022
by prosvsjoesamronstbrown January 12, 2025
the horniest yet loving mf youll ever meet. hes dry but trying his best to support and show me love <3 hes the boyfriend ive always wanted. he cancels plans to hang out with me and is very bad at remembering to reply when i message him. he is very energetic, he always runs at me to hug/kiss me and doesnt let go of me when i hug him. he loves me with all this heart and doesnt give up on me :) hell forever be my love <3 hes got chocolate labrador vibes and has adhd so he does things that can be seen as flirting by others but his heart is mine <3 he loves pokemon, cars and me. we always watch movies and cuddle in my bed... he doesn't understand my feelings because i have bpd but hes trying his hardest and i love him sm <3
by sam..smells December 01, 2022
"Sam is so unfunny." -Everyone
by Sam Haater April 11, 2023