The rusty spoon

The weapon you pick when it demands the slowest and most painful death possible. This will aggravate us all using the rusty spoon it truly will.

"This took beyond the rusty spork today it took the rusty spoon."

by Nahman1250050 August 10, 2022

Rusty Bayonette

A sex act where an individual cuts their hand, defecates onto the wound, then masturbates oneself or another individual.

James and his partner, Stefan, died from sepsis after performing the rusty bayonette.

by colonelwhiskers July 19, 2017

rusty parrot

The condition of making sweet love to a woman who is on her period. When you finish, lovingly drape your cock on her shoulder, allowing her to bask in the sing of the Rusty Parrot.

Yeah dude, she definitely got some Captain in her, she rocked that Rusty Parrot like she was piloting the Black Pearl.

by Enderwaves April 13, 2015

Rusty Foreman

Someone who wants to fuck his giantess waifu.

Wow, Charlie, We're all happy you're finally admitting that you're a Rusty Foreman.

by The blue pole January 15, 2019

rusty nail

A crazy ass serial killer who lives in a green truck. If you talk to him on the trucker radio he'll hunt you down and kill you.

Girl- OMG, it's rusty nail!!!

by ▪♡SogGynuRGeT♡▪ August 11, 2020

Rusty Schnozzel

You are having with your girl from behind (vaginally) while she is on her period. when you pull out you blow your load all over the back of her head.

"Dude, I just fucked this girl while she was on the rag so i shot my load on the back of her head" Dude1
"Man you just earned a roge point for giving her a Rusty Schnozzel."Dude2

by Flathead Odell May 21, 2011

rusty crophopper

Three different holes three different days in three different locations.

"I got laid last night, oh yeah good for you. I completed the Rusty Crophopper with my gal last night. You are really lucky your lady is really special."

by Rusty2015 August 20, 2015