The weapon you pick when it demands the slowest and most painful death possible. This will aggravate us all using the rusty spoon it truly will.
by Nahman1250050 August 10, 2022
Get the The rusty spoonmug. A sex act where an individual cuts their hand, defecates onto the wound, then masturbates oneself or another individual.
by colonelwhiskers July 19, 2017
Get the Rusty Bayonettemug. The condition of making sweet love to a woman who is on her period. When you finish, lovingly drape your cock on her shoulder, allowing her to bask in the sing of the Rusty Parrot.
Yeah dude, she definitely got some Captain in her, she rocked that Rusty Parrot like she was piloting the Black Pearl.
by Enderwaves April 13, 2015
Get the rusty parrotmug. by The blue pole January 15, 2019
Get the Rusty Foremanmug. A crazy ass serial killer who lives in a green truck. If you talk to him on the trucker radio he'll hunt you down and kill you.
by ▪♡SogGynuRGeT♡▪ August 11, 2020
Get the rusty nailmug. You are having with your girl from behind (vaginally) while she is on her period. when you pull out you blow your load all over the back of her head.
"Dude, I just fucked this girl while she was on the rag so i shot my load on the back of her head" Dude1
"Man you just earned a roge point for giving her a Rusty Schnozzel."Dude2
"Man you just earned a roge point for giving her a Rusty Schnozzel."Dude2
by Flathead Odell May 21, 2011
Get the Rusty Schnozzelmug. "I got laid last night, oh yeah good for you. I completed the Rusty Crophopper with my gal last night. You are really lucky your lady is really special."
by Rusty2015 August 20, 2015
Get the rusty crophoppermug.