hooker mike

Someone who goes to get a hooker and gets busted by a cop. Makes a great Cum Dumbster, typically his wife will have nice boobies, ITS NOT GONNA WORK

Hooker mike got arrested by a cop, no blowy, but a jail sentence.

by Vaginas are gross August 5, 2022

Mike Mike

That guy that annoys the fuck out of you at the bar. Rabid Patriots fan but has never even been to Boston or any other place close to New England. 105 pounds on a good day and buys his clothes from the kids section at Kohl's. Will likely smoke all your cigarettes.

- "I haven't had a blowjob in months...any ideas?"
- "Call Mike Mike."

by Gay Brad June 17, 2022

Mike

A twink from florida

Oh that’s mike, he’s a twink from florida

by Big floppppa June 21, 2022

mike disease

The most fatal thing you could ever experience(also makes your balls drop off and intensive bleeding)

Ive got the mike disease
Bro what
Im sorry
Stay away from me balless bitch why is there blood coming out of you toe

by NivekTheWeener June 27, 2022

Mike Shinoda

Mike Shinoda is a 5'11" sexy hunk of a man in a band called Linkin Park, he is the "glue" of Linkin Park and he was the one who started the band. He is the rapper and piano/guitar player. He sometimes sings and its beautiful. His nice deep voice make we wanna bust a fat nut and his black hair, and beautiful brown eyes than shine. His amazing smile that make's me go crazy. He's so adorable but hot and sexy at the same time. I'd sell all my limbs to meet him. He also had a side project in 2004 called Fort Minor. He's super photogenic and i have 318 photos of him in my phone.

Mike Shinoda :This is 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name
Me : YES HES SO FINE **dies**

by Xx_Vista08_why June 30, 2022

eli and marshy and mike

best friends youll ever meet in your lifes theyll always be here for you and always have your back, they can be scary but nice sometimes, mike really scares me, eli is a lucky charm, marshy is sooo funny and always makes me laugh >:).hope yall have a great nights,days,years!!!!

there a eli and marshy and mike

by lolitslux July 5, 2022

Mike Tated

Backing into a parking spot. Backing into a parking spot so well, surrounding bystanders are just creaming their pants.

I once Mike Tated at an Applebees and I saw this chick’s knees buckle with excitement and pleasure.

by MACDADTATE August 12, 2022