Leftory

A leftory is a person who wants the “benefits” of being left wing and right wing at the same time.

An inverted snob who bangs on about human rights and how unfair the world is, but when they are in a situation themselves where they have a healthy bank balance they then seek out ways to avoid tax to keep the cash.

Alan: Hey Lily, how unfair is it that all these tax payers are paying for all these people that don’t have a job, yet I do like keeping as much money away from the tax man as possible.

Lily: I know its rediculous isn’t it I’m going to be homeless for a week whilst my mansion sale goes through.

Alan: Lily you sound a bit like a leftory here.

by comedycircuit September 18, 2018

leftstroke landia

Is a wonder land that loves to do leftstrokes all day

He yo lets go to leftstroke landia
Yea sure dude

by Reezeyeet October 18, 2018

Leftings

Chat-Mod that types ./spawn in Public Chat

Hey Leftings, how do I get to spawn? ./spawn in public chat!

by rektbrolol January 3, 2019

Leftovers

When someone you use to fuck or be with.

"Why you eating my leftovers?"

"Shes dating your left overs"

"Why she fucking your leftovers?"

by 🍑🍆😑👶🏽 January 18, 2019

Lefty-Kun

One of the main characters from an animated story. He likes baguettes.

Lefty-kun can make you cancer pie

by One of seven March 3, 2019

Lefty

A YouTuber that got a shoutout from KSI for getting a dumb tattoo. “I eat ass”. He is a funny guy but stupid. Got respect for him tho :)

Hey man wanna watch Lefty?

The guy that got that dumb tattoo ? Sure he seems dumb enough to watch

by KSI FanBoy69 May 4, 2019

lefty

Using your left hand to yank it especially if you are a right-handed dominant person

Tried giving myself a lefty the other day but had to switch to my right hand because i couldnt cum

by 187TEAM July 3, 2019