Lightning Juice

The combination of every energy drink known to man. Legend says no man can last more than 30 seconds after taking a sip

Jeffrey: please no! Please I didn’t do it!
Guard: I’m sorry Jeffrey you shouldn’t have assassinated the kings unborn child
Jeffrey: it was a condom, please!
Guard: Time to drink the lightning Juice and be put to death
Jeffrey: *drinks*
Jeffrey: *dies*

by Meissparta May 18, 2021

grams juice

An alcoholic mixed drink originally from Philly created by local niche micro celebrity grams.sss! Grams juice is made up of 5-8 shots of Rain vodka and Monster Energy Pacific Punch usually served on the rocks in a reusable tumbler cup.

Scotty: “why mikayla passed out at the function”

Scoot: “she was drinkin that grams juice”

by Liptonlily August 19, 2023

juice-isimo

1. The juiciest
2. Delicious. (From a Spanish-language Starburst ad campaign in Southern California.)

That Minute Maid lemonade is juice-isimo.

by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

stoopid juice

alcohol

Alcohol has neurotoxins. Neurotoxins cause brain damage. So, alcohol is Stoopid juice.

by jellyjem September 11, 2011

church juice

Church juice is cranberry juice cut by half water, the origin for church juice is

- the juice they would serve you at church camp when you were younger!

Although it seems like it would be gross it’s BUSSIN

“Man I could go for some church juice in a styrofoam cup rn”

by copelily82 =) you got it July 9, 2021

Juice Digger

"Juice digger" a term that Ricegum and his ghostwriter Dissgod popularized to love someone solely based on how much money or fame that they have

"Juice digger chase the clout from your boyfriend, ay"- Ricegum

by yourstupidassgirlfriendfucker October 24, 2018

Joel Juice

A concoction that consists of: Protein Powder, Viagra, and Laxatives.

It is known to have the effect of making people "Shit out their boners".

P1: Yo, you wanna get some Joel Juice
P2: No way! I heard that stuff makes you shit out your boner

by TobyIn3D October 3, 2023