Goats your float

A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.

Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."

by GoatYourFloat December 19, 2022

goat

An incredibly overused term thats short for "Greatest Of All Time", mostly used by people below 20 (at the time of writing) that don't really have the experience to make such a claim. A funny meme or good joke or nice sandwich is enough to get the "Greatest Of All Time" label because most people using this term are young and simply unaware of actual "GOAT" things.

Some people even go the extra step of using the wrong grammar, as if they are talking about goats the animal, because why not (see second example)

"My favorite streamer is the goat" (okay usage)
"My favorite streamer is such a goat" (not okay)

by S_Banana August 21, 2023

goat noise

The same as calling something bullshit.

Fuck that goat noise! That sounds like a bunch of goat noise!

by Danbot1 June 15, 2018

goat of frag

davis arnold (upset on fort)

jackmase yaint even frag bruh yaint the goat of frag like me bruh

by supyoheyhi January 10, 2021

Stinky Goat

When a guy is having explosive diarrhea while their partner is giving him a blowjob simultaneously. The feces is so explosive that it splashes out of the toilet bowl and covers the partners chin, resembling a goatee.

My IBS was flaring up the other night. At least I was able to give my girl a stinky goat.

by Gary Giveittoya October 16, 2020

Goat

Lionel Messi

Messi is the Goat.

by zilch-nada December 19, 2022

Billy goat

You make goat noises and headbutt the butthole while you scoop it out like pudding

Bend her over spread cheeks and lick while making billy goat noises then headbutt the butthole and finish then faint

by Smokeydd July 7, 2023