egg bank

female counterpart to "sperm bank"

My uncle went to the egg bank to get some eggs for his desperate wife.

by Sacred Thunderstorm May 22, 2020

Egg Dipping

When a male takes his testicles and shoves them vigorously into a woman’s vagina or mans asshole, he then pops them back out and puts them back in repeatedly.

Matt: Hey babe you wanna try egg dipping again tonight?
Meghann: Yes omg I love when you put your singular testicle in me and repeatedly pull it out and put it back in.

Matt: Alright babe get ready, my ball is extra swollen tonight. You’re in for a treat.

by BeastialitySupporter September 23, 2019

Easter egg

Respectfully stealing from one another to create added value.

"Dude, did you see that amazing Chromanin easter egg in The Witcher 3?"
"Absolutely, everybody knows it. I love how games are one big happy family!"

by ParaXXV January 19, 2021

Beating Egg Whites

When you cum on a thicc girls thighs and as she walks to clean up the thigh friction causes your cum to froth up.

"Your cum frothed up between my thighs like I was beating egg whites."

by Gothicc February 27, 2023

Scrambled Eggs

Fellatio, specifically the act of holding the penis in one hand stroking it while sucking on the testicles and flicking them with the tongue.

My girl gave me scrambled eggs as breakfast in bed this morning.

by Trussetyv February 23, 2024

Egg Donut

Basically like a fried egg with a hollow center where the yoke has been eaten.

That's like, an egg donut cuz u just ate teh yoke in the center and it's like, empty in teh middle.

by John S. Mith October 17, 2008

Dippy Dippy egg man

Originally created in cardiff UK by HARDNORMALDADDY aka me and mate taking the piss out of a roadman we encounterd who was aggressive back in 2015..... We literally made 100's of soft boil ting jokes that spiraled out of control.

Someone who is soft inside and not on a gas mark 5 ting and hardboiled egg like me yeh.

You dizzy blud ? Manz like you ona soft boil ting, you dippy dippy egg man!

by HARDNORMALDADDYAKAJFUNK February 25, 2021