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DoucheBadge

DoucheBadge -- noun -- any LEO who thinks they don't have to follow the same rules as regular members of society.
I got a ticket for parking there for 10 minutes yesterday, and yet that DoucheBadge has been parked there for the past 5 hours.
by KilliansGPa October 27, 2020
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douche bag billi

1. The Description of a person who is religiously dedicated to being a douche bag
2.To behave like a certified professional douchebag
You are a liar and I'm tired of you always fucking with me I don't give a fuck about you fuck off douche bag billie
by MuklasinahDiamond March 15, 2021
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Douche Bag

The_Drawing_Otaku#2437
The_Drawing_Otaku#2437 on discord is the biggest douche bag I know, and I question myself each day how he could pull a goddess like Sunny.
by Peach and Daisy November 8, 2021
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douchebragadocious

when your husbands douche canoe wins the dragonboat races with one paddle without anyone rowing it and the radiation makes the whole crowd vomit in unison and you get divorced after your hair falls out never marry a mormon they plan for your funeral the day you meet them make sure they dont steal your genetics or take any loans out in your name but its a good idea if you have the capacity to be copacetic enough to know that so make sure you look the other way so you maybe can escape being murdered long enough to try and find out the truth so they can hopefully just go back to the hella hoe hoes that they keep locked in their scary worlds and dungeons yay forever a legendary tale of an account of a story that will forever change the paradigm we used to live in. exterminator el robo stalker of stock wheres the brine we wanna marinate before we roast ya ...... seriously where the fuck is my child
" youre dead bitch." "Yippeeeeeee douchebragadocious pompous scrappy coco wanna be
by Lessthan February 13, 2022
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douchbag jar

When a human says something a douchbag would
‘I love lifting the max at the gym

‘Jar! Put money in the douchbag jar!’
by tr3mblingfear May 21, 2022
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douche bag

a french bag of shit you put on the porch of your uncles distant relative and set alight.
I stepped on a douche bag while throwing a nude photo at my ex
by dmurex May 23, 2022
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douche bag

by victimofshittyguys May 27, 2022
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