Dick Smitten

Usually referring to a girl that you gave your dick to the night before and she keeps texting you about it.

Claire got me after a few pints last night, yeah I gave to her now my phone battery is dead.
Sounds like she's Dick Smitten!

dick addictiondickizzle

by TSupreme September 26, 2009

insta-dick

when a guy goes from being nice to being an asshole for no reason

"Why do you hate Chris?"

"He's never done anything to me.. But he's nasty to my friend so I don't like him."

"Why is he mean to her?"

"I have no idea! He USED to be nice to her... and then one day, BAM, insta-dick!"

by kendra_123 January 7, 2010

Dick Cheney

The act of pulling out of a girl's mouth and blowing a juicy wad all over her face when she specifically said not to.

Tom forcefully pulled out of Betty's mouth, ignoring his desire to have her swallow his load, and fired off a mayonaise round onto her face. As the shock set in, he said "Sorry I thought you were a deer."
This is the proper way to perform a Dick Cheney.

by SuperFrickinAwesomeFoo October 22, 2009

Telephone dick

A dick that looks like a telephone

Guy 1: "Whoa that looks like my dick"

Guy 2: "Dude, that's a telephone"

Guy 1: "Yeah, I have a telephone dick"

by Sonicpanda September 7, 2010

Dick Cushion

aka booty call ... one night stand desperate need for sex , random sex just because a guy wants it and thinks anyone will give it up don't think i'll be your dich cushion tonight.

Don't think I'm going to be a dick cushion tonight.

by 1redcupcake August 17, 2010

Wild Dicks

A flock of dicks that have no rules, float free, and are typically found in open fields wet, swampy areas. They can only be caught with two master-balls. Once caught, use a hydropump to suck out the valuable juice within.

Hey Lauren! Let's go dick hunting! There is a field where I know a bunch of wild dicks float.

by Wicked Willow May 14, 2011

dick wonger

1. a male that craves rather large dicks
2. a male that act like he has a big dick but but infact he as no dick or balls

man 1 : that trev is a right dick wonger
man 2 : i know yeah , his wife told me he had no balls

by smellybanana September 21, 2006