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trinity college perth 

A private catholic school set in the Edmund Rice tradition, located in East Perth by the Swan river. Includes: primary school (4-6), secondary school (7-12), educational facilities, 2 gyms, a hall, a sporting oval, swimming pool, off campus sport fields, rowing team, libraries, canteen, chapel, auditorium, material and design workshop, carpark and a state of the art telescope
John moved to trinity college perth in year 4, I joined in year 7
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Tampines Meridian Junior College 

A high-ranked school in a town. This school with a very competitive and multi-diverse student environment. Be careful not to simp or else you'll pay the price.
"Wow, you're studying in a Tampines Meridian Junior College? Wish him luck!"

Franklin College 

The worst and easiest college to attend. Seriously, why do people go here?
That's cool, I just graduated from franklin college and you can use my degree to wipe.
Franklin College by HC>FC March 5, 2011

Gavilan College

The shittiest of shit community colleges around. While certain teachers are the salt of the earth, the student population consists of some of the largest assholes on the planet. Douche-bags, hipsters, and prep-school wannabes all come together to form some sort of super-asshole that will confess to you his love of Foo Fighters, Katy Perry, and Taylor Swift before he will tell you the answer to 28/7.
You go to Gavilan College? Jesus, do you want to see a therapist for the rest of your life?

University of College 

1. A generic college name
2. A junior college
3. A small, no-name college
4. An obscure college
5. A junior-junior-junior-junior-junior college

Coined by Adam Carolla, ex-host of radio show "Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla"
1. My school is so small, it doesn't have a name. I go to the the University of College.

2. My school is so obscure, I might as well say I go to the the University of College.

3. Adam: ...next caller, Andy, you're 24. What's your question?
Caller: Yeah, uhh. I go to this crappy college and I really like this girl, but... (cut-off by Adam)
Adam: What college do you go to?
Caller: I'd rather not say.
Adam: Okay, then I'll hang up on you. Look you all you idiots out there, just say something or I'm going to hang up on you, okay? I don't care if you say you attend the University of College so long as you say something! Next Caller.

National Junior College 

school in singapore with lots of electives but some of the students are annoying gold diggers anyway the nanyang and raffles rejects won’t admit it also the boys to girls ratio is like 1:3
John: what’s National Junior College?
Tom: read urban’s dictionary’s definition

Pedare Christian College 

Harry: I go to Pedare Christian college
Samaira: Same it sucks