Dog Boner

Someone that you love, appreciate, laugh with, and also can give all the shit in the world too. This person is a friend you can shit on, and then end conversations with “love ya!” Most kirky has a name like Dylan.

Hey Dog Boner, call me back, love ya!

by LilSteph March 1, 2018

Boner Chivalry

The social behavioral event where the laziest, most careless, and most repugnant man in the room suddenly has morals and a desire to fight for the rights of others — originating from his forlorn aspiration of obtaining sexual intercourse from the woman he suddenly wants to defend.

“Don really went to bat for Karen over that whole bookface post where people called her out for being a furry. What a guy!” “Dude, it’s just boner chivalry. He will go back to breathing heavily at her photos once she shuts him down.”

by Clanger77 May 7, 2019

support boner

When you you're so happy for a bro who hooked up with an attractive girl that you have a boner.

"Dude Amanda is fucking hot. Totally sporting a support boner right now, good job man"

by Milhau5 October 9, 2014

boner bender

a sex spree

Bob took viagra and went on a boner bender with Sally, Janet, Brian and Brenda.

by WCMC in Cincinnati September 2, 2016

boner-inspiring

Something that is significantly beautiful or admirable.

Check out that Ferrari, it's positively boner-inspiring!

by ueafbsdgnvqile April 30, 2010

Boner-Worthy

Boner-Worthy; Anything Person, Place, or Thing that deems worthy of an erection

Robert Downey Jr. is Boner-Worthy!!!

Oh my goodness, that whore house was so Boner-Worthy

Hey look at this dog....its a beautiful dog, some would say Boner-Worthy

by DreadloxO3O March 17, 2013

boner control

An action or mental tactic used to suppress a raging erection: most commonly used to prolong intercourse, or hide a boner in public.

As I lay next to Lori, exhausted and carefree, I reluctantly shared the secret to my long lasting lovemaking: the haunting image of Sheila running down the high school halls; her hands cupped behind her pants, her face contorted in helpless submission, her frizzled hair dewey with perspiration, her animal-like wild shrieking, and her frantic and fervid, yet continually unsuccessful attempts to find a bathroom before tragedy struck: yes, you could make a strong case I had more boner control than everyone besides Matthew Broderick.

by nate doggy dizz April 4, 2012